A prayer of humble access

This prayer seemed well suited to adaptation for Master in anticipation of His return:

Thy slave does not presume to come to this Thy Body (O merciful Master) trusting in his own righteousness, but in Thy manifold and great mercies. Thy slave be not worthy so much as to gather up the crumbs under Thy Table. But Thou art the same Master whose property is always to have mercy: Grant Thy slave therefore, gracious Master, so to eat the flesh of Thy dear Cock and Ass and to drink Thy Cum, in these holy Mysteries, that he may continually dwell in Thou, and Thou in him, that his body may be made clean by Thy Cock and Ass, and his soul washed through Thy most precious Cum. Amen.